A stupid thief gave police something to laugh about after he was caught stealing a bike.
A confused 37-year-old Dionte Thompson who was arrested on a charge of theft after stealing a bike, told police that he is god and everything belongs to him, police in California said.
According to the police investigation, on Friday around 2:00 p.m., a woman saw Thompson vigorously shaking a street sign in an attempt to steal the green bicycle that was chained to the pole.
The woman then saw him take the bike and dragging it to Pearl Street. Thompson tried to pull something off the bike, and when he was unsuccessful, he left the bike in the 2200 block of Pearl Street.
Thompson was charged with grand theft and probation violation. He was booked into jail, and his bail was set at $20,000.