Hilarious: How an Unemployed Igbo Engineer Ventured into Medicine

Posted by George on Wed 06th Apr, 2016 - tori.ng

This is a hilarious joke of how a man from the eastern part of Nigeria made a living with his intelligence rather than industry.


 
 
Read the joke below and share:
 
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside "GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k".
 
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic.
 
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
 
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
 
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"

Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"
 
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
 
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
 
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
 
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back
100k.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
 
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"

Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"
 
You can't beat an Igbo man.
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