This is a hilarious illustration of the nature of telephone conversations between male and female folks in the Nigerian setting.
This joke has been trending on social media with a lot of readers nodding in agreement of the dramatic claims insinuated in drama in a comical manner. Read the joke below:
Telephone converation between two ladies
MARY: Hello Love!
SARAH: Hello babes-how are u
today?
MARY: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot
SARAH: And me too
MARY: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
SARAH: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.
*After dropping the call*
MARY: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
SARAH: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.
Telephone conversation between two gentlemen
JOHN: Bastard how far?
FRANCIS: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
JOHN: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
FRANCIS: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? I dey come charge phone.
JOHN: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink
FRANCIS: ok na. Later now!
*After dropping the call*
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
Lesson: Ladies are always nice to each other but they never like themselves.
Men are always mean and rude but they will always have each other's back.