"I'm Sleeping with Your Wife" - Parents Reveal the Really Awkward Things Their Children Have Told Them

Posted by Samuel on Sun 15th Jan, 2017 - tori.ng

Parents have spoken of the incredibly awkward and indeed funny things their kids have said them right into their faces.

File photo: Father and son
 
Any parent knows that kids can come up with some weird and wonderful sayings - but these children must surely be the cheekiest of them all.
 
Taking to Whisper, a secret-sharing app, red-faced parents have revealed the most-cringeworthy things their little ones have ever uttered. 
 
One mother's inferior cooking was taken to task by a child who said they 'didn't want to die' while a certain youngster spotted with toothpaste all over his mouth said he was 'busy shaving.' 
 
Another child even shouted to his dad 'I'm sleeping with your wife' when his mother said he could share the bed with them. 
 
 
 
But possibly the most offensive thing one three-year-old boy uttered to his mother was: 'When I grow up, I want a moustache like you.'
 
See more of the funny revelations below:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Culled from Daily Mail
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