Top 10 Lies We Tell Our Partners

Posted by Odinaka on Wed 28th Jun, 2017 - tori.ng

Well, many of us take pride in saying we don't lie. However, psychologists say you lie when you tell your partner the following...

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1. I am listening — when you are actually busy browsing a social media page.
 
2.  I’m not in a bad mood — when your body language and facial expression say otherwise.
 
3.  I only had one drink — even when your speech is slurred and you can hardly maintain your balance.
 
4. I didn’t see your text/call — when you have only deleted your call log and emptied your message box just in case you want to prove him/her wrong.
 
5.  You don’t look fat — when s/he can hardly fit into his/her regular size again.
 
6.  I am sticking to my diet — after you have just walloped a plate of junk food.
 
7.  I did orgasm — when you know quite well that you faked it.
 
8.  This isn’t a new outfit — when you have not even finished the payment for that new outfit.
 
9.  Your bum doesn’t look big in that — even when the cloth is almost bursting in the middle because of the unwieldy backside.
 
10.  I wasn’t looking at her figure — even when you have just whistled in your mind, thinking, ‘Wow! What a knockout!’
 
-Punch
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