Chai! Woman Divorces Husband Because of the Huge Size of His P*nis

 

 

Serious laughter took over the court in Pretoria on Monday when a house wife, Zanele Mogale, asked the court to dissolve her 3-day old marriage to her Zimbabwean husband, Clifford Moyo, because she could not bear the size of his p*nis.

 

When the case came up, the woman told the court that she married her husband after her first marriage failed. The mother of three revealed that as per tradition, she had to move in with the husband to be.

 

She told the court that “when he came, we had s*x but the experience was a nightmare”.

 

“Instead of enjoying the s*x, it turned out to be something else because his joystick was too big”, she told the court. She also told the court that after the experience, she took some medication, which was given to her by her mother to alleviate the pain.

 

“I narrated the ordeal to my mother who advised me to bear with it and how my honey pot would get used with time. She then gave me some traditional medication,’’ she added.

 

According to her, “two days later when he came to visit me, we had s*x , but the experience was too much to bear. It was then I knew I could not continue with the marriage because of the size of his joystick.’’

The husband, Moyo, did not deny what his wife said. He told the court that he was willing to divorce her but that she should pay back the lobola and all that he spent on her during the courtship.

 

When he was asked to state the amount, Moyo disclosed that what he expected from her was R68 000

 

The presiding judge told the couple to try reconciliation.