This is What His Favourite S*x Position Says About Him

 

According to a report by Women'sHealthMag, you can understand a man by the kind of s*x position he prefers in the bedroom and this is what it means.

 

What It Means: He failed art class in kindergarten for lack of creativity. He learned all his sex moves from PG-13 movies and thinks lighting a candle is the height of romance. He is a patent lawyer or accountant.

 

What It Means: He wishes you looked more like Nicki Minaj and less like Keira Knightly. His Internet search history is 29 different variations on the word "butt." He watches a lot of Animal Planet.

 

What It Means: He is a NASA advanced mathematician with an innate understanding of angles, degrees, and torque. Or he is roughly your same height.

 

What it means: He's the type of guy who thinks two B's equals one A. He likes to text while driving and uses his laptop on the toilet. He thinks he is a great multi-tasker, but he really just has ADD.

 

What It Means: He has a bad back or is very lazy—or both. He orders in both lunch and dinner every day and occasionally breakfast. He has never once helped do the dishes.

 

What It Means: He wants you to have an orgasm, but he's worried about getting bored while he waits.

 

What It Means: He's tired. So very tired. Also, he props his laptop on its side when he lies in bed so he catch up on his Netflix.

 

What It Means: He has way too much self-confidence, none of it warranted. He listens to a lot of Sting, but never Sting & The Police. He biggest turn-on is breaking a hip.

 

What It Means: He just moved into a new apartment and has no furniture yet. He just bought a brand-new rug and wants to ruin it. You are currently on Jupiter and gravitational forces are pulling you toward the ground.