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Veteran Comedian, Ali Baba Shares His Encounter With a Lagos Groundnut Seller

Posted by Odinaka on Fri 07th Aug, 2015 - tori.ng

An encounter with a Lagos groundnut seller as shared by Ali Baba...

Legendary Nigerian stand-up comedian, Ali Baba shared his encounter with a groundnut seller in Lagos, below is what he posted on his Instagram page;

"#AliBabaAndI... That's the babe that sells me "granorth". Very witty too. She said, "OGA ali make me sef popular NAaaa!" I hope this does it for her. A handsome former governor in the south south, who also goes through my Instagram, with a very filthy mind just asked me if the "2 nuts she is holding are mine" I said yes before I realized what he meant. Never mind. Please if you ever drive pass the front of Cool Fm, ask after her... For your own "granorth"."