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So Hilarious: See the New Nigerian Defenders Assembled by Chelsea FC to End Defence Woes (Photo)

Posted by George on Thu 13th Oct, 2016 - tori.ng

Chelsea coach, Antonio Conte has finally decided to make tough decisions in the defence line-up of the blues by axing some players to be replaced with some 'pot-bellied' Nigerian men to improve their title hopes.

Louis Augustine (middle)

A Benue native, Louis Augustine who joined his two friends in a sporting activity for the purpose of exercise, has teased Chelsea football club of England with their group picture.

According to the middle-aged man rocking the replica of the Chelsea jersey, he will be joining the club's team line-up to salvage the stringent defensive errors of the club which has been alarming of late.

In his words:

"Following the poor performance of Gary Cahill, David Luiz, and John Terry, Chelsea FC has signed these defenders. This weekend game will be a great game."

His post has attracted hilarious comments on his Facebook page as different club supporters throw banters at him.