Woman Records Noise Of S*x Session By Her Neighbor And Live Tweets to Her Followers (Listen)

 

Most people react to noisy neighbours by turning up the TV, listening to music or simply complaining to their loved ones. But one woman took a different approach when she heard the female next door to her having extremely loud s*x.

Stacey Ritzen, 38, was working on her computer in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, yesterday afternoon when she heard her neighbour starting to moan. Before long, the moaning had escalated to shrieks and yelps of pleasure, and Ms Ritzen found she could no longer concentrate.

Instead, she decided to record audio of the s*x session on her phone and live tweet it to all her followers.

In her first tweet, Ms Ritzen, who works as a blogger for Uproxx, wrote: 'Who wants to hear my terrible neighbour having extremely loud sex?'

Alongside the question she posted a video of her living room wall, with her neighbour's moaning audible on the other side.

Shortly after, she uploaded an image of a school bus parked on the street outside, telling her followers she was '95 per cent sure' her neighbour is a bus driver.

As the steamy session continued, Ms Ritzen tweeted: "It's still going on," with another audio clip of the unidentified couple.

Twenty minutes later, after the noise appeared to have stopped, she added: "Oh god... it's starting again. HOW MANY ORGASMS MUST ONE WOMAN HAVE????"

She then shared another short clip, writing: "HAND TO GOD".

 

A while later, Ms Ritzen acknowledged that her neighbour's shrieks could be concerning, but assured her followers that the woman was safe and clearly happy.

 

 

Listen to the woman's recording below: