Hilarious! Man Begs Doctors Not to Chop off His P*nis by Writing a Message on His Thigh (Photos)

 

A man who was concerned doctors might mistakenly chop off the whole of his penis during a circumcision procedure left a comical message on his thigh updating doctors on what he wants done.

 

Sandy Paton, 60, from Aberdeenshire wrote on his leg: "Remember, not the whole k**b; just the foreskin!" before his operation at the Aberdeen Royal Infirmary last Thursday.

 

 

Sandy who has now fully recovered said he was a bit disappointed that his doctor didn't reply his message when he woke up from the surgery.

 

He said: "It was just a bit of a laugh," Sandy said.

 

"I really wish I could have seen the surgeon's face," said Sandy who was on tranquilizers for the duratioon of the operation.