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Hilarious! If Nigerian Musicians Were Students, This is How They Would Have Behaved in School
Posted by Samuel on Fri 29th Apr, 2016 - tori.ngHave you ever wondered what kind of students popular Nigerian musicians would have been if the music industry was a school?
Let’s take a look at some of our musicians and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school.
TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.
KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.
REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months.
OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.
MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.
P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.
DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday
PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.
YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next.
WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.
VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.
SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.
MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.
DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.
ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.
KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.
TIWA SAVAGE – Bad girl who twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.
TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.
PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm.
YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys.
SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.
REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.
VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.
BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.
SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.
KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.
FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to the sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.
CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.
IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.
EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.
TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.
LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.
D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.
9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.
DIJA – one spoilt student, small girl and always rude to her seniors.
ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.
PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking
YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.
2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all the students……
- Eduregard
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